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Inscrit le: 10 Jan 2007
|Posté le: 05/04/2008 11:29:28 Sujet du message: Signs of the times
|In a podiatric's office "Time wounds all heels"
Over a gynecologist's office:"Dr Jones , at your cervix"
On a plumber's truck:" Don't sleep with a drip.Call your plumber"
On a electrician's truck:" Let us remove your shorts"
In a non-smoking area:"If we see smoke,we'll assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"
On a maternity room door:"Push-Push- Push"
At an optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you are looking for,you've come to the right place"
On a taxidermist window:"We really know our stuff"
On a fence:" Salesmen welcome ! Doog food is expensive !"
Outside a muffler shop:" No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming"
Ina front yard of a funeral parlor:" Drive carefully.We'll wait"
Good week-end to all