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MessagePosté le: 22/10/2007 03:10:19    Sujet du message: The white wine-le vin blanc Répondre en citant

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering whenyou are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.


JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU CAN ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!
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MessagePosté le: 22/10/2007 13:09:02    Sujet du message: The white wine-le vin blanc Répondre en citant

I imagine that it's really funny Fred to submit this post( so very sorry 'coz i don't practice english usually).

But if you know one thing ...here in France, they say : consumate with moderation !

Personnaly, i can't to drink red wine just after white wine together 'coz after i am very seek !

But i like to drink both !
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MessagePosté le: 26/10/2007 01:50:56    Sujet du message: The white wine-le vin blanc Répondre en citant

funny please
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